Merch For The
Feral & Fictionally Obsessed

I wore this to a family dinner and my mom asked me what it meant. I said "you wouldn't understand" and I've never felt more in character. Softest sweatshirt I own, the print is absolutely perfect, and it arrived faster than I expected. Already ordered one for my reading bestie.

Okay so I have a problem. I've been in a reading slump for three months. Put this sweatshirt on, made a cup of tea, opened my book and read 200 pages in one sitting. Coincidence? Absolutely not. This is enchanted. The quality is incredible and honestly it's the most me thing I've ever owned.

Listen. I bought this as a joke. But the shirt arrived and I put it on and I looked in the mirror and I thought... yeah. This is factually accurate. I AM emotionally attached to dragons. The fit is perfect, the fabric is so soft, and it's become my entire personality. No notes. 10/10.

My therapist asked me what's been bringing me joy lately and I showed her this shirt. She said it's "healthy self expression." I say it's a cry for help from someone who cried at a fictional dragon death. Either way the quality is amazing, washed three times and looks brand new. Would die for this shirt.

I refuse to drink my morning coffee out of anything else now. My husband tried to put it in the dishwasher and I explained very calmly that this mug has seen things. It's been through book hangovers. It has held coffee while I sobbed at chapter endings. It deserves to be hand washed with respect. He understood.

Bought this for myself and my reading group bought me two more as birthday presents because apparently I talk about it too much. Worth it. The print is crisp and hasn't faded at all, the size is perfect for a big reading-in-bed tea, and I feel like I'm in a secret club every time I use it. Because I am. We all are.