🍭 Sucker For Fictional Men Sipper Glass | Romantasy Reader Bamboo Lid Tumbler 16Oz🍭
Let’s be entirely honest with ourselves... ☕️🖤
We all know the truth. Real men have too many flaws and not nearly enough ancient curses, shadow wielding powers, or wings. If your type is exclusively "does not exist in this dimension," then congratulations, you are a total sucker for fictional men, and this is your new official emotional support beverage holder!
This gorgeous 16oz clear sipper glass is ready to be filled with iced coffee, iced tea, or the tears of your enemies instead. It is the ultimate companion for your next high stakes reading marathon.
We made sure you can grab it with a gorgeous gasket push bamboo lid and a tough plastic straw so you don't accidentally spill your drink when a massive plot twist drops or the shadow daddy finally does that thing with his hands. 😉✨
The Details (Minus the boring stuff): 👇
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Clear & Sleek Aesthetic: Made from high quality clear tempered glass so your colorful drinks look stunning next to your book stacks. 📸
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The Perfect Volume: Holds 16oz of liquid, which is the exact amount of caffeine required to survive a 500 page cliffhanger. ☕️
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Homegrown Quality: Made right in the USA from globally sourced materials, because even the mortal lands have good logistics sometimes. 🇺🇸
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The Upgraded Lid & Straw: Opt for the bamboo lid and a tough plastic straw that won't dent, ding, or make weird metal noises while you're trying to read in peace. 🌾🥤
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Safe Sipping: Completely BPA free and FDA certified so you can drink confidently every single day. 🛡️
🧼 Quick Care Instructions:
To protect the design so it survives to see your next favorite book release, please hand wash only! Give it a gentle wash and dry it thoroughly with the bamboo lid removed to keep it looking perfect.